10/31/2004

John Kerry, George Soros Wed

A little known fact is that John Kerry and George Soros were wed on May 23, 2004.

John Kerry was quoted as saying "George is one of the great financial minds in history. He could easily serve as a distinguished Treasury Secretary or as Chairman of the Federal Reserve. Having him by my side to guide our domestic policy will free me up to lead the investigation that will allow us to arrest Osama bin Laden. The American people will be getting two presidents for the price of one."

In a prepared statement, Senator Kerry said: "I thank Teresa for her understanding and my heart goes out to her at this difficult time. However, I just find George five times more attractive."

The wedding announcements that went out earlier this year included information about the happy couple:

Through his office, Mr. Soros, a native of Hungary, suggested that the Bush administration's views of gay marriage reminded him of the Nazi and Communist regimes.

The wedding will be held at the deluxe Boston Harbor Hotel. A Rabbi, a priest and a minister will officiate.

The happy couple is registered at the Federal Election Commission.

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