I don’t know about you all, but I am SICK and TIRED of having to listen the handlers interpret what was said – each and every time the two johns open their mouths.
Last time I checked, we are living in the United States of America where English is the primary language spoken.
So, how come every time Kerry – or Edwards, for that matter - opens his mouth we have to suffer through a meticulous elucidation of what he REALLY meant to say?
It is uncanny…almost before you can blink your eyes and say “WTF did he just say????”…there they are! On every news channel, over speaking anyone that tries to ask “WTF did he just say????” with their “well, even though YOU – you right-wing-obnoxious-pig-conservative – heard THIS, what he REALLY MEANT TO SAY was THIS”
Let me tell you, if this man - Kerry - is elected president of these United States, overnight you will find an entirely new profession open up. My guess is, all of us will be moving to DC before January 20, 2005 to take advantage of the wave.
The wave? Why becoming a ‘PI’ of course.
No, not private investigator…….Presidential Interpreter!
Of course I jest. What else is left to do after suffering through all the hogwash and bulls**t tonight?
Give me someone that is steadfast, unwavering, resolute in the defense of his country. GW Bush fits that bill.
We think most men's actions to be the interpreters of their thoughts. --Locke
