This just in:
The 2004 election is turning out to be a real nightmare for liberals -- literally.
According to political dream researcher Kelly Bulkeley , liberals are becoming more and more agitated in their dreams as election day nears.
...one left-leaning college student participating in Bulkeley's research reported having a nightmare where bright red "zombie Bush supporters" pushed her around and tried to feed her "some kind of processed meats"
Oh, the STRESS....those damn Bushies!
Another participant, a Bush-hating Baby Boomer, dreamed he was trying to get to the Democratic convention in Boston but couldn't find a parking spot.
oh ya, that's the stuff MY nightmares are made of...heh
Bulkeley says dreams reflect emotions that remain unexpressed in our waking hours, and he concludes that Democrats are experiencing a lot of anxiety about possibly losing the race.
He's been studying election-year dreams from both liberals and conservatives since 1992 and says the nightmares in this year's crop are more dark and bleak.
hmmmm...dark and bleak...
dark.........and........bleak
the end is near...and they know it...
DR
