...so meanwhile, as I attempt to recover, here are a few things that I was able to gather for your reading pleasure...
The Continuing Crisis...
Women's groups in Mexico City, working from a building donated by the municipal government, are preparing a retirement home for at least 65 elderly prostitutes, according to a March Reuters dispatch. Among the candidates that Reuters interviewed was Gloria Maria, who says she is 74 years old and "can't charge what the young ones do" but still has "two or three clients a day."...
...okay, don't show me pictures...I MEAN IT....
Compelling Explanations
A female Zimbabwean athlete who had won several track and field events at meets in Botswana and Mauritius was arrested in Harare in February after authorities discovered she actually had a small penis. Samulkeliso Sithole, 17, said she was born a hermaphrodite but that her parents had paid a traditional healer to make her totally female, and, "because" her parents failed to pay the healer's full fee, the penis had begun to grow....
...'nuff said about *that* one...
'Honey, I'm Running Over to the Mall for Some...'
...batteries...cigarettes...hairspray...
...you get to fill in the blanks...
And finally...
Star Wars fans wait at wrong theater:
A group of Star War fans have been told they have spent the last seven weeks waiting outside the wrong theater. The fans had been camping outside of Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood and were told that Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of Sith will open at a cinema that is a mile away. The fans have refused to move because they believe the reports are false....
Seven weeks? WTF??
And just exactly what were YOU doing these last seven weeks???
I know what I was doing:
February 23, 2005 Child Protective Services in Arizona appears to only protect the rights of the criminals...
March 2, 2005 Lying...Wanna-be Indian....Plagiarist...Ward Churchill...need I say more?...
March 9, 2005 Lebanon...Syria...Hezbollah...
March 16, 2005 Hollywood elitists defend...group-hug...encourage-the-world-to-embrace...Castro...
March 23, 2005 Eight days before her eventual murder, Terri Schiavo's husband and his bought-and-paid-for-judge order her cremation...
March 30, 2005 The nation...the WORLD...stood by and allowed Michael Schiavo to murder his helpless wife...
April 6, 2005 Jimmah Carter loses his seat and doesn't even get a bag of peanuts...
...**ALL OF THAT***??? and those a**holes were standing on line for tickets to see Star Wars???
WTF???
I mean, I love the Star Wars series and all that...but...c'mon...
...get a life!...
DR
