Michael Moore has written words of encouragement to everyone he thinks will help get out the vote tomorrow for Kerry:
To his friends on the left:
Okay, Kerry isn’t everything you wished he would be. You’re right....
...There’s a reason Bush calls Kerry the Number One Liberal in the Senate – THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS THE NUMBER ONE LIBERAL IN THE SENATE! What more do you want? My friends, this is about as good as it gets when voting for the Democrat. We don’t have the #29 Liberal running or the #14 Liberal or even the #2 Liberal – we got #1! When has that ever happened?
Those of us who may be to the left of the #1 liberal Democrat should remember that this year conservative Democrats have had to make a far greater shift in their position to back Kerry than we have. We’re the ones always being asked to make the huge compromises and to always vote holding our noses. No nose holding this time. This #1 liberal is not the tweedledee to Bush’s tweedledum.
To Ralph Nader supporters:
The choice here is clear: do we join with our friends, or do we piss on them?
After the debacle of 2000, the Democrats got smart and abandoned the conservative wing of their party. (My note: is this a message to Bill Clinton?)
That’s why 8 of the 9 Democrats in the primaries this year were from the liberal wing.
To Non-swing states:
We must not only defeat Bush, we must put a stake in the heart of the right-wing, neo-con movement.
To African Americans:
Thousands of volunteer lawyers are flying to Florida to act as poll watchers and intervene should there be any attempts to deny anyone their right to vote. They will NOT be messing around.
For my part, I have organized an army of 1,200 professional and amateur filmmakers who will be armed with video cameras throughout the states of Florida and Ohio. At the first sign of criminality, we will dispatch a camera crew to where the vote fraud is taking place and record what is going on. We will put a big public spotlight on any wrongdoing by Republican officials in those two states. They will not get away with this as they did in 2000.
In Ohio, the Republicans are sending almost 2,000 paid “poll challengers” into the black precincts of Cleveland in an attempt to stop African Americans from voting. This action is beyond despicable. Do not let this stop you from voting. I, and thousand of others, will be there to fight for you and protect you.
(My note:If I was African American, I would be pissed. Michael Moore is using them as a sideshow...oh, and, fuq, Michael Moore )
To George W:
There he was, OBL, all tan and rested and on videotape (hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?)
Funny things happen at the movies. Hope you get to see a few at the multiplex in Waco. It’s a great way to relax.
(My note: fuq, Michael Moore)
To John Kerry:
Thank you.
And don’t worry – none of us are going away after you are inaugurated. We’ll be there to hold your hand and keep you honest. Don’t let us down. We’re betting you won’t. So is the rest of the world.
That’s it. See you at the polls – and at the victory party tomorrow night.
So there you have it, folks....
Michael Moore is already chilling the...whatever slop he wallows in when celebrating....
....if all of this bravado is an insight to some of the underhanded, shady, illegal methods that Moore and his goons think led them to Nirvana.......think again, Moore....
....it ain't over til the fat lady sings....and so far I have only heard her clear her throat....
DR
