Kerry campaign spokesman Bill Burton, responding to Lynne Cheney's joke about Kerry's fake suntan, said this: "Is Mrs. Cheney jealous considering how hard it is to get sun in the undisclosed location with her husband Dick? Or is she distracted over how red-in-the-face George Bush should be considering his failed presidency?"

Hahahaha. oh stop! stop! your killing me with your brilliant comebacks!

Idiot.