10/20/2004

Tell It To The Judge...Or...Just Make Something Up...

A judge in California recently told juror-candidates that if they were embarrassed to admit that they couldn't be fair, just to make up another excuse, and he'd let them go....

Other weird news:

Super-Sized Burial Caskets

yep - that's right - now you can go to the mortuary and say "Super Size IT!" States the manufacturer "Since Americans are getting bigger, families of the deceased are asking for additional choices that the normal sized caskets don't provide."

next thing you know, they'll make remote control sex toys...oh wait! they already have:

....a new computer gadget enables someone to apply direct physical stimulation sexually to another person over the Internet, thus advancing "cybersex" far beyond its previous limitation of mere words and pictures....And you thought long distance relationships were so 'hard'....

that's all for now...and you can't say I wasn't objective.....