10/01/2004

Kerry wears lipstick...and makeup too?


Okay - let's see -

Kerry has hardly graced the Senate floor with his presence while campaigning...Bush still runs the country.

Debate Day To Do List:

Kerry: go to the spa to get hair coiffed, nails done, face done (how thick do ya think the pancake makeup is to get rid of that orange glow??), and lipstick. More Botox injections?

President Bush: travel to hurricane disaster sites to comfort citizens that were affected.