OMFG!!
This bleeding-heart-liberal-save-the-environment-at-any-cost-but-do-as-I-SAY-and-not-as-I-DO bullshit has gone too far...
I don't care how much she harps and carps...I will NEVER BELIEVE that Sheryl Crow only uses ONE SQUARE of toilet paper when she goes...
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required"
OH! I get it! When you take a dump you can use TWO???
DR
Thanks to Matt Drudge for this one