11/18/2005

Impeached Ex-President Clinton: Americans 'Reluctant to Get to Heaven'

Speaking this month before an audience of 5,000 at the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, impeached ex-president Bill Clinton stated "...we also seem to be the most reluctant to get to heaven."

Um, excuse me, Billy-boy...speak for yourself...

YOU may have a guilty conscience...oh, wait a minute, I must have been thinking about someone else...you don't HAVE a conscience...

But, somewhere, deep down inside you, Billy-boy, you must be thinking about YOUR time to meet your maker...but don't lump the rest of us in with you, BB...

WE are just fine...

DR