1/28/2005

Experienced Escape Artist Calls for Extrication From Iraq While Accusing US Troops of Spawning Insurgency

Teddy Kennedy, of the Mary Jo Kopechne/Chappaquiddick fame, who successfully extricated himself from a submerged car while leaving his female companion to fend for herself and eventually drown, blasted the US President yesterday stating that U.S. troops, instead of defeating the insurgency in Iraq, are spawning it, and he called for immediate withdrawal of 12,000 troops after this weekend's election and a complete pullout by early next year.

Kennedy also said "It will not be easy to extricate ourselves...but we must begin"....

he should know...

DR